January 14, 2026
GOP Senator Says Women Be Shopping!

Sen. Roger Marshall (R-Kansas) got his chance to catch Trump’s eye this week as he made the talk-show rounds to sell the Republicans’ healthcare plan. On Wednesday morning, he appeared on both Newsmax and MS Now to deliver the same copy-and-paste talking points—remarks that somehow managed to be both deeply hypocritical and hilariously sexist.

“By the way, women make 80% of the healthcare decisions on where you’re going to go. They’re great shoppers,” Marshall—an actual medical doctor—said on Newsmax. Which is so true! Women do be shopping! What they do not be doing is getting reproductive healthcare and bodily autonomy from their GOP representatives. Also on Newsmax, Marshall added that, “Instead of empowering insurance companies, we want to empower you – the consumer.” Hm…

What I love most about these comments is the full acknowledgement that women often make the healthcare choices for their households (hubby barely knows his own kid’s actual ages, let alone their pediatrician!) and that patients deserve control over their healthcare choices. Unfortunately, if you replaced “patients” with “women” and “healthcare choices” with…”reproductive healthcare choices,” Marshall would catapult your liberal, baby-killing ass out of the Sunflower State and into the Gulf of MAGA. Alas, you can’t call yourself a Republican in Congress without being too stupid to understand that you’ve basically just admitted you support bodily autonomy.

Sen. Roger Marshall on the Republican healthcare plan: “By the way, women make 80% of the healthcare decisions on where you’re going to go. They’re great shoppers.”

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) December 3, 2025 at 8:04 AM

Despite his newfound appreciation for both women’s purchasing prowess and patient empowerment, Marshall—as a Republican from Kansas—has an unsurprisingly horrid anti-abortion record. He’s blocked multiple common-sense abortion rights bills, including one protecting the right to abortion-related travel; he sponsored a bill that would have restricted IVF and banned abortion nationwide; he, of course, loudly pushed for and has since celebrated the overturning of Roe v. Wade; and he asked the Supreme Court to restrict access to the abortion pill. What’s that he said about women making the healthcare decisions again?!

And in case Marshall hadn’t caught Trump’s toddler-grade attention span with any of his healthcare mumbo jumbo, he also made sure to shamelessly compliment his dear leader, who, to be clear, is so big and so strong. “I’ll work 110 hours a week. He outworks me. He’s the first person I’ve ever known that works harder than I do. He runs around that golf course,” Marshall said, in regards to Trump’s recent MRI. “He’s in incredible shape right now. And you talk about sharp! He’s playing 4-dimensional chess.” Someone get this guy a tissue. There’s something on his nose, and it’s not sunscreen.


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